It’s the hot topic of the week…if you aren’t “politically correct” you can’t be Miss USA anymore.

Here is a quote I found on The dailymail.co.uk news site :

A beauty queen who told America that marriage should be between a man and a woman says God was testing her faith in the row.

‘I have no regrets,’ Carrie Prejean, 21, said today about the question that may have cost her the Miss USA crown and led to her being called a ‘dumb bitch’.

‘By having to answer that question in front of a national audience, God was testing my character and faith.’

Once again, the loons in the Loony Left are proving that they MUST control your thoughts! If you don’t think “correctly” then you have no value to society.

And of course by “correctly” they mean that you have to be a mindless drone that thinks EXACTLY like they do.

When I was growing up in free America that was called “Monkey See, Monkey Do”!

But, as usual, the Loony Left can’t stop with just controlling your thoughts. If you don’t conform, they resort to personal attacks and try to blackmail corporate America and public opinion to turn against you.

Miss Prejean was asked ‘Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalise same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit. Why or why not?’ Of course this question camefrom a Lefty Loon – Perez Hilton.

Her response was : ‘Well, I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage.’
She continued: ‘And you know what, in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman.

‘No offence to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think it  should be – between a man and a woman. Thank you very much.’

Never mind that the question called for her to answer with HER opinion.

Forget free speech. You must conform…resistance is futile!

Conform or the Loons on the left will go into attack mode:

Unimpressed to say the least, Hilton promptely described Prejean as a ‘dumb bitch’ on his blog.

He went on to describe her as having ‘half a brain’ and said he would have stormed onto the stage and ripped off her tiara if she had won.

Wow! You ask for an OPINION, and if it differs from yours, you attack.

Well here is my opionion of Perez Hilton: Grow up dude! Not everyone in this world is going to agree with you 100% of the time. That is known as LIFE. If you want to live in a country where dissent is not allowed then please move to Cuba or any of the other Socialist countries that you Lefty Loons so love and want to emulate.

And as a side note, those Socialist countries that you Lefties love so much have a long record of not tolerating your chosen lifestyle, so you may want to be careful what you wish for!

And one more thing before I forget – a word of warning: If you had tried to rip the tiara from her head I truly believe Miss Prejean could stomp a mudhole in your girly ass if she so desired!

So go ahead Lefties, attack! Keep showing America and the World what freedom lovers you claim to be with your words while your actions prove the exact opposite…as usual.

Maybe you need to contact the Democratic Party to find out what you are supposed to say or do next since you aren’t allowed or capable of thinking for yourself.

As for the Miss America pageant, I feel like we have three Winners:

Miss North Carolina, Miss California and freedom loving Americans everywhere.

Thank You Miss California for not bending to “political correctness”!!!

This tea party was thrown together late Wednesday afternoon by some local conservatives. Even though it was a last minute gathering with little notice and was taking place during Wednesday evening Church services about 75 people showed up. That may not sound like much to people who live in large urban areas but believe me it was a respectable turnout for a community this small.

The organizers opened the floor for discussion and allowed anyone in the crowd to come on stage and speak if they desired. Most of the speakers were understandably nervous but I felt they all did a fantastic job.

Unlike what the liberal Commie News Network (CNN for those who don’t know the real meaning of CNN) would have you believe, those in attendance weren’t funded by the Republican party or FOX News. These were just plain, ordinary every day Americans who are concerned with the direction our Federal government has taken over the  last 60 years.

Most understand that the move towards Progressive Socialism began in earnest with FDR. Each President and Congress since has slowly moved America away from what our Founding Fathers believed in and what most Americans believe in. Our last 2 Presidents have, in my opinion, been nothing short of full fledged liberal, tax and spend maniacs. They are taking their cues from the liberal media and have chosen to ignore the American people. They have used our tax dollars to buy votes at every turn. No special interest group has been left empty handed…except the TAXPAYERS!!!

Hate America…Here’s some money for your efforts. Don’t like somebody…Let’s pass special laws against them then. Get caught stealing…Here, have some taxpayer bailout money so you can pay your way out of trouble. Bad management bankrupting your company…Let’s “Nationalize” your company to “Save it”.

Don’t agree with what the “feds” are doing? You must be a terrorist! If only we were foreigners then we couldn’t be called terrorists! Defend America and you are a right wing extremist. Don’t like the feds printing money without regard to what it does to the future of out country? Well then you MUST be an idiot!

Here’s a hint for the mainstream media:

THE TEA PARTYS AREN’T ABOUT NOT PAYING TAXES!!!

They are about America, PAST, PRESENT and FUTURE.

They are about a government that listens to what the liberal media wants, not what the tax paying American citizens want.

They are about a government that is being operated from it’s knees instead of standing tall and strong as the lone beacon of freedom in this crazy world.

 They are about American citizens growing tired of a government that puts non-citizens rights ahead of American citizens rights.

Not Communist America, not Socialist America, we are defending freedom loving, achievement encouraging America.

You know, the most amazing country on the face of Planet Earth, the one that everyone else is willing to die trying to get to, yet the Liberals in this country are dedicated to destroying so we can be more like Europe. (My personal opinion: If you SOB’s want to be like Europe, Cuba, etc. then freaking move there and leave us in peace. Hell, I’ll volunteer to buy your plane tickets if you give up your American citizenship!)

That is what these Tea Parties are about. It is obvious that the Liberal media doesn’t understand any of this and by extension the politicians in D.C. (District of Communism is the new definition of D.C) do not get it either.

I’ve seen Liberal commentators on TV saying they are offended by the use of “Tea Party”. GOOD! You should be offended. The very things you believe in oppose everything that this great nation has always stood for! You should be offended by our actions because I can assure you that we, the tax payers of America, are 100% OFFENDED by your attempts to destroy our country.

They say the original Tea Party was about taxation without representation. They claim that we have representation so we should be ashamed to call these meetings “Tea Parties”.

I DISAGREE vehemently!!!

What we have today is taxation with representation that doesn’t give a DAMN about the taxpaying American citizen!

What we have is far worse than no representaion, we have representation that LIES, CHEATS and STEALS and thinks that they are so good at it and so smart that we don’t see it.

Memo to the morons in D.C. – WE SEE YOU AND WE DON’T LIKE WHAT WE SEE. AND WE WILL REMEMBER WHEN THE NEXT ELECTION COMES AROUND.

ENJOY YOUR JOB WHILE YOU HAVE IT BECAUSE WE INTEND TO SHOW YOU THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR…UNEMPLOYMENT WITH NO BENEFITS  – BECAUSE YOU HAVE SPENT ALL OUR MONEY!!!

 So, without further ado, here we go:

Change – Obama Style!

1. He is a Chicago politician (The home place of DIRTY politics and DIRTY politicians).

2. Questionable Judgment Part I. How long did Obama listen to the Rev. Jeremiah Wright BEFORE it became apparent to Obama that the man is a racist nut?

3. Questionable Judgment Part II. Bill Ayers, aka Unrepentant Domestic Terrorist. Need I say more?

4. Questionable Judgment Part III. ACORN. Voter registration fraud has been taken to new heights by these community organizers/political activists/anarchists/socialists/clowns/idiots/I could go on forever but I think the point has been made.

5. Race Baiting. Obama and his supporters frequently pull the race card when things aren’t going their way. And then blame everyone under the Sun for pulling the race card. He could very well be the first President elected because of “liberal white guilt!”

 6. Lack of Experience Part I. Name one thing that Obama has done other than run for public office. Buehler? Anyone? 3 Pointers don’t count in this arena!

7. Lack of Experience Part II. Joe Biden? You have got to be kidding me. The human hair plug/gaffe machine? As Vice President? Holy Crap!

8. Lack of Experience Part III. Michelle Obama! If your goal in life is to be President of the United States of America shouldn’t you make sure your spouse is not a racist and a socialist?

9. Hollywood is in Love with Obama! Sean Penn and Madonna love the guy. Enough said. Vote the opposite of Hollywood if you Love America!

10. George Soros is pulling Obama’s strings. Why would someone that escaped from the Nazi’s and Communists support Obama? It couldn’t possibly be that Soros knows he will make BILLIONS off of Obama’s socialist agenda could it?

11. Europe loves Obama. Misery loves company! Let’s drag America down because improving Europe sounds like too much work. 

12. Class Envy. Share the wealth. For the Children! Obama is straight from the Communist Manifesto! Add a Cuban Spanish accent and he could be Fidel! 

13. Joe Biden and his “Global Test”. Do we really want a President who will according to HIS OWN HAND PICKED VP ”be tested by a generated global crisis”? And this same VP says the candidate “will not have the right answer” to the crisis! Talk about confidence in your boss. Joe Biden, the master of foreign policy, the disaster as your running mate.

14. John Kerry and his “Depends”. Crappy comment. Really, Senator Kerry. Is that the best you can do? Now we know why the long face! Lack of self confidence, poor sense of humor. Now we know why you married money.

OK, that is just a quick and dirty bakers dozen (plus one)  that popped in to my head while I watched the news today.

I just can’t comprehend how any THINKING American can support Obama. He represents the polar opposite of everything that America stands for. I see Obama and I think Jimmy Carter.

I fear America may not survive Jimmy Carter Part II!

As for me, I say “Obama, keep your change!” I don’t want any part of it.

Just like Jim Carrey in the movie, they suddenly couldn’t tell a lie!

Here is how the dream started.

I turned on my TV and the Oprah show was coming on. Hey, I think Oprah has a new theme song. It sounds like a song I remember hearing on the radio when I was little. What is it…come on, it’s on the tip of my tongue. Oh, that’s it…

Backstabbers by the O’Jays

Women everywhere must really love how Oprah stuck it to them. She is for women! Unless there is a black guy involved. If a white tv show host did what Oprah did, the right Rev. Al and Jesse would be screaming racism and protesting…you know, pandering for corporate handouts(aka hush money).

But with her new theme song Oprah is coming clean (boy does that generate a realy ugly mental picture).

Her first guest today is none other than vice presidential candidate Joe Ferraro, I mean Geraldine Biden, damnit, it’s Joe Biden!

Wait, where’s Joe? He didn’t come on stage when prompted…uh oh, the Oprah show producer just found Mr. Biden in the Green Room arguing with a stage hand over a bag of nacho cheese Dorito’s!

Biden: What is this delicious snack? They don’t serve food like this where I come from. This must be something they serve in fly over country only.

Stage Hand: That’s Nacho Cheese…

Biden: (Interrupting) It is so my cheese.

Stage Hand: No, Mr. Biden, those are nacho cheese Dorito’s.

Biden: (Getting Angry..watch out for the flying hair plugs!) They are so my cheese Dorito’s. Aren’t you supposed to be clinging to God and guns…let go of my damn cheese you commoner!

Producer to Oprah: Mr. Biden appears to be on an important call right now, let’s go to our next guest.

Announcer: Our next guest is Presidential candidate/Messiah Barack Obama!

Audience: Yawn…We’ve seen enough of Mr. Empty Suit. Can’t you bring on that other guy, what’s his name…Rosie O’Donnell?

Producer: Queing Mr. Obama’s new theme song for his grand entry. Here it is:

It’s my party and I’ll Lie if I want to, Lie if I want to! by the Bidenettes (unless they get caught).

Biden: Then I’ll deny all knowledge and put a funny hat on Michael Dukakis, I mean Barack Obama. Make fun of him, not me. I have a dead cat on my head for God’s sake. Quit picking on me. Go pick on Jimmy Carter, Hell everybody knows he is senile. He thinks Fidel Castro is Hugh Hefner! I’ve seen the way he looks at him…lusting in his heart my ass!

Oprah: Welcome, Messiah Obama. Audience, Mr. Obama is going to Grace us today with a list of his accomplishments. Listen closely so you will be able to shut up those cranky conservatives at your next cocktail party.

Obama: (Smiling at audience) Thank you for having me here today, Orca…I mean Oprah. My, that is a lovely shade of lipstick you are wearing!

Obama’s phone buzzes: (Jumps up, waves goodbye, and shouts over his shoulder as he leaves the stage) Uh oh, I have to go now, I just received an emergency text message from George Soros telling me to shut my mouth until he pulls the strings. I’m not really sure what that means…

Oprah: Wow! What an impressive list of accomplishments for Mr. Obama. Let’s get some feedback from an audience member.

Pudgy red head in audience: Isn’t he just dreamy?

Oprah: What do you think of his accomplishments?

Pudgy red head in audience: He’s for change. He sends tingles down my legs!

Oprah: Wow, another convert. Thank you, sister.

Pudgy red head in audience: Hey, I’m not your sister. I’m Chris Matthews from the DNC, I mean NBC. Damnit, I have to get those straight. Otherwise, I might get fired and end up as a crappy sports announcer or even worse, only be available on MSNBC. Nobody watches that crap, not even the people on their payroll! Wait, I can save my job by giving them a new slogan…I’ll steal from the U.S. Army (I knew they were good for something)…MSNBC..an audience of One!

Oprah: Well, that is all the time we have for today folks. Be sure to tune in tomorrow when my guests will be Al “Macho Man” Gore, Jesse “The Jackass” Jackson and America’s favorite crazy, racist SOB, the Rev. Wright. Goodbye!

Backstabbers began playing again and I woke up from my dream.

Back to reality, the Democrats are still lying and the liberals are still buying.

I think the Democrats should be well versed as to putting lipstick on a pig

As you can see I’m not very artistic but I think it fits. Obama talks about wanting change, wanting a revolution. Maybe he should lower his sites slightly and settle for EVOLUTION! His “slip” according to his disciples, I mean supporters, wasn’t aimed at Sarah Palin.

Baloney!!!

The line didn’t go over as the loony left expected so they are in full blown panic mode (again!). It just continues the pattern of this sexist pig!

The loony left talking heads like to brag that politics is a contact sport. It is a rough and tumble, no holds barred world. Then why didn’t Obama attack Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primaries?

Was it because he didn’t think she was a worthy adversary? I mean, afterall she’s just a girl. Can’t put lipstick on that pig can we?

Yes, the Obama list of accomplishments keeps growing:

Made a 3 Pointer!

Socialist Pig!

And now, we can add SEXIST PIG to the list.

By the way, is that shade of lipstick called “Castro Rojo”?

Funny line from Obama…I didn’t know he WAS President already!

Was it a Freudian slip? A massive assumption? Does this arrogant piece of crap think he has already been elected? Is he not smart enough to realize that just because the liberal media is in love with his sorry ass that he still has to sucker enough voters into voting for him to ACTUALLY get elected?

I think this is just another slip of the tongue from a not ready for prime time politician! Note to Obama…your inexperience is showing…again.

You make references to your race…and then accuse Republicans of trying to inject race into the Presidential race.

You go to foreign countries and want to give speeches in locations where famous politicians have given famous speeches. Kind of presumptious for someone with your political background, don’t you think?

You have the liberal media superglued to your buttocks and when you realize you can’t take them with you to see our soldiers…you bail on our soldiers. Bailing out on our military is a long time Democratic party policy so at least you made your liberal left buddies happy with that move.

John McCain is right about you…you are nothing more than a liberal media created phenomenon. No substance, no backbone. If you are like your Democratic party mates that means no morals and no ethics. Congratulations, you have exceeded the daily trifecta!

Please give up the race for President and just move to Hollywood. Everyone knows the left coast morons are in love with you…but not as much as you are in love with yourself.

Indeed, the democrats are once again promoting their favorite subject…The Audacity of Hopelessness. Whenever things get tough the dems seem to think that destroying America will make things better.

Think back to the 1970′s for a minute. War in Vietnam, economy not doing very well, gas prices rising. The democrats response…pull out of Vietnam and leave the freedom seeking South Vietnamese people to fend for themselves againt the Communist North. Raise taxes at home to stimulate the economy. Tell Americans that we will have to cut back and pay more for gas and get used to it.

That doesn’t sound like the America I grew up in. The America where everything is bigger and better than the rest of the world. The America where everyone has an opportunity to improve their life and the lives of their family. The America that is always looking for ways to make things better, to innovate, to set the standards higher for everyone. You know, the land where hope reigns supreme.

Today, things are getting tough again. Terrorists trying to destroy freedom, gas prices rising, the economy is struggling. And here come the dems and their “plan” to rescue the world again (notice I said rescue the world, not America!)…

let’s raise taxes to stimulate the economy,

let’s raise gas taxes to force people out of their cars and into public transportation (never mind that public transportation doesn’t exist in large parts of the country…oh wait, we can raise taxes to fund public transportation),

let’s create carbon credits and tell the tax paying suckers it is for their benefit (that way they won’t realize it is yet another democrat sponsored TAX),

let’s play the class game (based on income and assets) and penalize the people who work hard to improve their lives because they are making the underachievers have low self esteem,

let’s pull out of Iraq before the job is done so the terrorists can retake control of that country and the democrats can claim victory in Afghanistan by letting the terrorists move back to Iraq!

let’s elect another clueless boob as President (see President Jimmy Carter, aka the clueless peanut farmer) so the world can have another hearty laugh at our expense. Maybe Obama’s brother can sponsor a new version of Billy Beer…unless of course the mule that made that beer really has died.

let’s let the Europeans tell us who our President should be! You know, the countries that have all gone Socialist and want us to join them…as they say, misery loves company!

“The Audacity of Hopelessness”, that should be the democratic party slogan. Vote for a democrat, we’ll make sure you can’t afford gas for your car. Vote for a democrat, we’ll raise taxes on anyone that hurts your precious self esteem. Vote for a democrat, we’ll crush any hope of keeping America great.

Yep, vote for a democrat, vote for the Audacity of Hopelessness.

Vote for a democrat, that way you will get anything but the truth.

Vote for a democrat, we’ll tell you what you want to hear even if it contradicts what we told the guy standing next to you. Afterall, we’ve screwed up the education system so badly that we know that you are too stupid to catch us in our lies. Trust us, we won’t screw up government sponsored health care. Look what we’ve done with education, transportation and fighting crime…doesn’t that give you the confidence to let us manage your health care?

When did the democratic party leave America and become the people’s socialist party? Why do they value the rest of the world more than America? Aren’t they intelligent enough to see that the rest of the world is full of people willing to die trying to get to America so they can escape the tyranny that the democrats are trying to force on us here?

The dems present their plan as the Audacity of Hope…they HOPE you are dumb enough to fall for it in November!

Then again, the Democrats don’t care about tax paying Americans…they constantly try to play the class game…take from the “rich” to buy votes from the poor. Screw up the educational system bad enough and everyone will be dumb enough to vote for Democrats…it seems to have worked pretty well so far!

Did Sen. Chris Dodd, (D) Connecticut and Sen. Kent Conrad, (D) North Dakota not see the potential for conflict of interest when they took sweetheart loans from Countrywide Financial Corp.? Should American tax payers turn a blind eye to such obvious moral and ethical bankruptcy from these elected officials?

I realize that I am stretching a bit to expect morals or ethics from Democrats, after all they aren’t known for either. The Democratic party is well known for claiming to “represent the little guy” while they really pander to anyone who takes an anti-American stance on any subject.

Need to buy our national secrets? Just contribute to a certain Presidential Library and the data will magically become available.

Want to know how our new defense systems work? Buying a night in the Lincoln bedroom should do the trick!

Who knows what Obama has in store for us? Will he lower the ethical bar as much as Slick Willie did? Or will he just take out a new VIP loan (probably funded by George Soros) on the White House?

Will the last exec out of Countrywide give me VIP treatment even though I am not a Democrat and can’t sponsor $300 billion bail out plans to cover their incompetence? Somehow I don’t think it will happen.

 I bet Bill and Hillary feel really good right about now…victims of their own Political Correctness movement! They led the movement to throw common sense and logic out the window in favor of “Feel Good” politics. They pushed America to the “If it feels good, do it” thought process…to Hell with worrying about who has to pay for it, not to mention the ramifications 2,3 or 4 years down the road.

 The very people that defended Slick Willie through all his scandals and lies now can’t run away from the Clinton’s fast enough. Sorry guys, you helped The Loony Left  convince America that socialism is the way to go, but we don”t need you anymore. We have a shiny, new turd to sell the American public. (The Politically Correct crowd has been known to try to convince people that you can pick up a turd by the clean end and not get your hands dirty!) Beside, it feels so GOOD…we can prove we’re not racist by voting for a black man. Never mind our political parties history of racism…Robert Byrd (D-W.Va) anyone? I could go on with this list but The Loony Left never learns from their history…that is why they are doomed to repeat it.

 The Loony Left only wants to think about right now, today, what feels good…consequences..what are those? That is something for the fuddy duddy conservatives to deal with after America gets fed up with the looniness the left will surely deliver. That is, IF America survives their latest round of looniness!

We have nuts like Maxine Waters (D-CA) publicly admitting she is for socializing the oil industry…and when she realized she said it out loud, in a PUBLIC forum…she started stuttering and stammering, trying to cover up what she said. But sadly for Maxine, the words of appeasement were out for all to hear or see if you prefer video. The Loony Left will probably push for her to be Obama’s V.P. now.

So, Bill and Hillary, I can only sit back and wonder…How does it feel to be a victim of your own success? You taught the Lefties to eat their young, to turn on their own if it was politically expedient, to lie,lie,lie and deny. Now you know first hand what your lack of morals and lack of ethics leads to! Just desserts I say. Enjoy!!

Oh and Hillary, The Loony Left would like you to exit Stage Left…Stage FAR Left…and America would be a safer place if you could break out your pooper scooper and take this turd named Obama with you. Do it for America even though you don’t really understand what America stands for!

Yep.  There, I said it.  Inebriated, intoxicated, indeed stupefied, even.  At least that explains it, assuaging the necessity to further divine the root of BHO’s popularity.  (Barack Hussein Obama, in case you haven’t been paying attention).  I guess that would make the media the bartender…our colleges and universities the liquor salesmen…and our enemies, well they’re just plain ‘over the moon’ drunk on the mere thought of a BHO presidency.

Man, am I relieved.  The only way I could feel better is if the election were tomorrow and I could stop being so puzzled and mortified with the left’s loony happy hour.  I’m not drunk, you see.  Neither are my conservative counterparts.  Since we always pay the tab, we should at least come to the party.

Let’s see how this whole ‘drunkenness theory’ of mine holds up when we review the Loony Left’s marriage to their platform of both illogical and anti American tenets.  I give it this name because you’d have to be drunk to understand their policies and then actually choose to support them.

Tenet 1: Raising taxes.  Hmm, let me see.  Does this ever work? I mean, does raising taxes ever benefit anyone but government?  It naturally follows that we must ask if raising taxes during a time of economic difficulty then, also makes sense.  Sure, Clinton raised taxes and in a big way, and retroactively, I might add; how audacious of him.  But he did it during the dotcom boom – while ill-conceived and anti capitalist, at least it happened in an era of economic expansion, indeed a ‘boom’.  Oh, but they’re only going to raise taxes on the richest among us, you say…?  Again, ill-conceived and anti capitalist, and if you believe that, well, you know how drunks lie.  On this point, ‘drunkenness theory’ stands firm.

Tenet 2:  Universal Healthcare.  There’s a healthcare crisis, the Loonies are always pontificating, umm, bragging about.  Even in the face of the best (worst) figures anyone can conjure up, there are approximately 14% of Americans that don’t have health insurance.  So, according to my handy dandy four-dollar calculator that I just bought with my stimulus check, that leaves 86% of us with insurance coverage.  Watch out, I’m about to make an audacious statement:  Does an 86/14 split constitute a crisis?  Dare I have the audacity to say ‘NO!’?  (I wonder where the 12 million illegal immigrants fall in these numbers…)  Even if we left the ideology out of the question (which I cannot do, by the way), any sober person would have to agree that a crisis this is not.  The fact that nowhere in the Constitution is it mandated that we provide healthcare to each other, or that it be provided by the government (the same thing, only the government has lots of guns…) seems to escape the loony left’s argument here.  Drunks do tend to have a hard time concentrating, you know.  Drunkenness theory, picking up steam. 

Tenet 3: Ending the war in Iraq.  Surely they’ll have the sobriety to make a point here.  War is always bad and our enemies are always right, right?  Where are the WMDs, after all?  The audacity of George Bush to start a war!  I guess we’ll have to go to the facts on this one.  The war started on 9/11/2001 and was started by agents of Al Qaeda.  On our soil.  Our citizens were the victims.  Our country was the battleground.  Using the best intelligence then available, well, the rest is history.  Yep, we’re still there.  By most accounts, not only have we achieved our military objectives, but we’re on the right track to be able to leave Iraq with dignity.  Would it be better to pay lip service to our commanders in the field, then to cut and run like all the great Loony minds would prefer?  Thank goodness for alcohol.  Impaired judgement certainly accompanies intoxication.  Come to think of it, could we apply this same logic to BHO’s bad judgement in his choice of pastor and spiritual advisor?  As I digress, drunkenness theory rolls right along.

Tenet 4: Negotiating with our (terrorist) enemies.  This one is a stretch for even the most audacious of Loony partygoers.  No matter how drunk you get, the net effect of this Loony notion is that it would only serve to legitimize terrorist states that otherwise could only get coverage in the New York Times.  Fidel Castro, Herbert Matthews ring a bell for any of you history buffs out there?  Clearly (for the designated drivers among us), audaciously choosing to ignore history in this regard will only result in ‘egg-on-face syndrome’.  Oh, and by the way, when negotiating, either with your enemy or otherwise, you must come prepared to give in order to get.  If, in their stupor, the Loonies insist on this tenet, can we offer, say California, in exchange for a kind word in the foreign (or domestic) press?  Win-win, I always say.  Not one shot fired and the world likes us and we appease the terrorists by ceding to them a Marxist state.  Drunkenness theory teeters on the brink of becoming genuine scientific law…

I guess if all else fails, the Loony Left can always go back to whining about how republicans are mean.  I hope they don’t though.  Making such an audacious statement without any supporting details would be as idiotic as nominating a candidate for president a naïve, inexperienced, unpatriotic, uber-liberal with a penchant for empty monologues. 

Maybe I should have entitled this article The Audacity of Truth.  Nah, I like the ring of ‘drunkenness theory’.  If I say it enough times, it’ll become real.  Drink, anyone?