YoBama, Keep Your Change!

Barack Obama is running for President on a platform of Change. Since Obama and his minions won’t define what he means by change I thought I would make a list of what I have seen from the Democratic Messiah so far in his supreme campaign.

 So, without further ado, here we go:

 

 

Change - Obama Style!

 

1. He is a Chicago politician (The home place of DIRTY politics and DIRTY politicians).

2. Questionable Judgment Part I. How long did Obama listen to the Rev. Jeremiah Wright BEFORE it became apparent to Obama that the man is a racist nut?

3. Questionable Judgment Part II. Bill Ayers, aka Unrepentant Domestic Terrorist. Need I say more?

4. Questionable Judgment Part III. ACORN. Voter registration fraud has been taken to new heights by these community organizers/political activists/anarchists/socialists/clowns/idiots/I could go on forever but I think the point has been made.

5. Race Baiting. Obama and his supporters frequently pull the race card when things aren’t going their way. And then blame everyone under the Sun for pulling the race card. He could very well be the first President elected because of “liberal white guilt!”

 6. Lack of Experience Part I. Name one thing that Obama has done other than run for public office. Buehler? Anyone? 3 Pointers don’t count in this arena!

7. Lack of Experience Part II. Joe Biden? You have got to be kidding me. The human hair plug/gaffe machine? As Vice President? Holy Crap!

8. Lack of Experience Part III. Michelle Obama! If your goal in life is to be President of the United States of America shouldn’t you make sure your spouse is not a racist and a socialist?

9. Hollywood is in Love with Obama! Sean Penn and Madonna love the guy. Enough said. Vote the opposite of Hollywood if you Love America!

10. George Soros is pulling Obama’s strings. Why would someone that escaped from the Nazi’s and Communists support Obama? It couldn’t possibly be that Soros knows he will make BILLIONS off of Obama’s socialist agenda could it?

11. Europe loves Obama. Misery loves company! Let’s drag America down because improving Europe sounds like too much work. 

12. Class Envy. Share the wealth. For the Children! Obama is straight from the Communist Manifesto! Add a Cuban Spanish accent and he could be Fidel! 

13. Joe Biden and his “Global Test”. Do we really want a President who will according to HIS OWN HAND PICKED VP ”be tested by a generated global crisis”? And this same VP says the candidate “will not have the right answer” to the crisis! Talk about confidence in your boss. Joe Biden, the master of foreign policy, the disaster as your running mate.

14. John Kerry and his “Depends”. Crappy comment. Really, Senator Kerry. Is that the best you can do? Now we know why the long face! Lack of self confidence, poor sense of humor. Now we know why you married money.

 

OK, that is just a quick and dirty bakers dozen (plus one)  that popped in to my head while I watched the news today.

I just can’t comprehend how any THINKING American can support Obama. He represents the polar opposite of everything that America stands for. I see Obama and I think Jimmy Carter.

I fear America may not survive Jimmy Carter Part II!

As for me, I say “Obama, keep your change!” I don’t want any part of it.

Liar, Liar! Starring Obama, Biden and Oprah

I had a dream, no not that kind of dream. I dreamed that the Democrats got hit with a case of Liar, Liar!

Just like Jim Carrey in the movie, they suddenly couldn’t tell a lie!

Here is how the dream started.

I turned on my TV and the Oprah show was coming on. Hey, I think Oprah has a new theme song. It sounds like a song I remember hearing on the radio when I was little. What is it…come on, it’s on the tip of my tongue. Oh, that’s it…

Backstabbers by the O’Jays

Women everywhere must really love how Oprah stuck it to them. She is for women! Unless there is a black guy involved. If a white tv show host did what Oprah did, the right Rev. Al and Jesse would be screaming racism and protesting…you know, pandering for corporate handouts(aka hush money).

But with her new theme song Oprah is coming clean (boy does that generate a realy ugly mental picture).

Her first guest today is none other than vice presidential candidate Joe Ferraro, I mean Geraldine Biden, damnit, it’s Joe Biden!

Wait, where’s Joe? He didn’t come on stage when prompted…uh oh, the Oprah show producer just found Mr. Biden in the Green Room arguing with a stage hand over a bag of nacho cheese Dorito’s!

Biden: What is this delicious snack? They don’t serve food like this where I come from. This must be something they serve in fly over country only.

Stage Hand: That’s Nacho Cheese…

Biden: (Interrupting) It is so my cheese.

Stage Hand: No, Mr. Biden, those are nacho cheese Dorito’s.

Biden: (Getting Angry..watch out for the flying hair plugs!) They are so my cheese Dorito’s. Aren’t you supposed to be clinging to God and guns…let go of my damn cheese you commoner!

Producer to Oprah: Mr. Biden appears to be on an important call right now, let’s go to our next guest.

Announcer: Our next guest is Presidential candidate/Messiah Barack Obama!

Audience: Yawn…We’ve seen enough of Mr. Empty Suit. Can’t you bring on that other guy, what’s his name…Rosie O’Donnell?

Producer: Queing Mr. Obama’s new theme song for his grand entry. Here it is:

It’s my party and I’ll Lie if I want to, Lie if I want to! by the Bidenettes (unless they get caught).

Biden: Then I’ll deny all knowledge and put a funny hat on Michael Dukakis, I mean Barack Obama. Make fun of him, not me. I have a dead cat on my head for God’s sake. Quit picking on me. Go pick on Jimmy Carter, Hell everybody knows he is senile. He thinks Fidel Castro is Hugh Hefner! I’ve seen the way he looks at him…lusting in his heart my ass!

Oprah: Welcome, Messiah Obama. Audience, Mr. Obama is going to Grace us today with a list of his accomplishments. Listen closely so you will be able to shut up those cranky conservatives at your next cocktail party.

Obama: (Smiling at audience) Thank you for having me here today, Orca…I mean Oprah. My, that is a lovely shade of lipstick you are wearing!

Obama’s phone buzzes: (Jumps up, waves goodbye, and shouts over his shoulder as he leaves the stage) Uh oh, I have to go now, I just received an emergency text message from George Soros telling me to shut my mouth until he pulls the strings. I’m not really sure what that means…

Oprah: Wow! What an impressive list of accomplishments for Mr. Obama. Let’s get some feedback from an audience member.

Pudgy red head in audience: Isn’t he just dreamy?

Oprah: What do you think of his accomplishments?

Pudgy red head in audience: He’s for change. He sends tingles down my legs!

Oprah: Wow, another convert. Thank you, sister.

Pudgy red head in audience: Hey, I’m not your sister. I’m Chris Matthews from the DNC, I mean NBC. Damnit, I have to get those straight. Otherwise, I might get fired and end up as a crappy sports announcer or even worse, only be available on MSNBC. Nobody watches that crap, not even the people on their payroll! Wait, I can save my job by giving them a new slogan…I’ll steal from the U.S. Army (I knew they were good for something)…MSNBC..an audience of One!

Oprah: Well, that is all the time we have for today folks. Be sure to tune in tomorrow when my guests will be Al “Macho Man” Gore, Jesse “The Jackass” Jackson and America’s favorite crazy, racist SOB, the Rev. Wright. Goodbye!

Backstabbers began playing again and I woke up from my dream.

Back to reality, the Democrats are still lying and the liberals are still buying.

Revolution or Lipstick?

Once again the illustrious Democratic nominee has shown his true colors, er, lack of experience on the political stage. As if his bumbling delivery of the line wasn’t bad enough to get the hook on amateur night at a comedy club, the line itself was a complete bomb!

I think the Democrats should be well versed as to putting lipstick on a pig

As you can see I’m not very artistic but I think it fits. Obama talks about wanting change, wanting a revolution. Maybe he should lower his sites slightly and settle for EVOLUTION! His “slip” according to his disciples, I mean supporters, wasn’t aimed at Sarah Palin.

Baloney!!!

The line didn’t go over as the loony left expected so they are in full blown panic mode (again!). It just continues the pattern of this sexist pig!

The loony left talking heads like to brag that politics is a contact sport. It is a rough and tumble, no holds barred world. Then why didn’t Obama attack Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primaries?

Was it because he didn’t think she was a worthy adversary? I mean, afterall she’s just a girl. Can’t put lipstick on that pig can we?

Yes, the Obama list of accomplishments keeps growing:

 

Made a 3 Pointer!

Socialist Pig!

And now, we can add SEXIST PIG to the list.

By the way, is that shade of lipstick called “Castro Rojo”?

 

 

 

 

“I don’t look like the other Presidents”

Funny line from Obama…I didn’t know he WAS President already!

Was it a Freudian slip? A massive assumption? Does this arrogant piece of crap think he has already been elected? Is he not smart enough to realize that just because the liberal media is in love with his sorry ass that he still has to sucker enough voters into voting for him to ACTUALLY get elected?

I think this is just another slip of the tongue from a not ready for prime time politician! Note to Obama…your inexperience is showing…again.

You make references to your race…and then accuse Republicans of trying to inject race into the Presidential race.

You go to foreign countries and want to give speeches in locations where famous politicians have given famous speeches. Kind of presumptious for someone with your political background, don’t you think?

You have the liberal media superglued to your buttocks and when you realize you can’t take them with you to see our soldiers…you bail on our soldiers. Bailing out on our military is a long time Democratic party policy so at least you made your liberal left buddies happy with that move.

John McCain is right about you…you are nothing more than a liberal media created phenomenon. No substance, no backbone. If you are like your Democratic party mates that means no morals and no ethics. Congratulations, you have exceeded the daily trifecta!

Please give up the race for President and just move to Hollywood. Everyone knows the left coast morons are in love with you…but not as much as you are in love with yourself.

 

Audacity of Hopelessness!

Indeed, the democrats are once again promoting their favorite subject…The Audacity of Hopelessness. Whenever things get tough the dems seem to think that destroying America will make things better.

Think back to the 1970’s for a minute. War in Vietnam, economy not doing very well, gas prices rising. The democrats response…pull out of Vietnam and leave the freedom seeking South Vietnamese people to fend for themselves againt the Communist North. Raise taxes at home to stimulate the economy. Tell Americans that we will have to cut back and pay more for gas and get used to it.

That doesn’t sound like the America I grew up in. The America where everything is bigger and better than the rest of the world. The America where everyone has an opportunity to improve their life and the lives of their family. The America that is always looking for ways to make things better, to innovate, to set the standards higher for everyone. You know, the land where hope reigns supreme.

Today, things are getting tough again. Terrorists trying to destroy freedom, gas prices rising, the economy is struggling. And here come the dems and their “plan” to rescue the world again (notice I said rescue the world, not America!)…

let’s raise taxes to stimulate the economy,

let’s raise gas taxes to force people out of their cars and into public transportation (never mind that public transportation doesn’t exist in large parts of the country…oh wait, we can raise taxes to fund public transportation),

let’s create carbon credits and tell the tax paying suckers it is for their benefit (that way they won’t realize it is yet another democrat sponsored TAX),

let’s play the class game (based on income and assets) and penalize the people who work hard to improve their lives because they are making the underachievers have low self esteem,

let’s pull out of Iraq before the job is done so the terrorists can retake control of that country and the democrats can claim victory in Afghanistan by letting the terrorists move back to Iraq!

let’s elect another clueless boob as President (see President Jimmy Carter, aka the clueless peanut farmer) so the world can have another hearty laugh at our expense. Maybe Obama’s brother can sponsor a new version of Billy Beer…unless of course the mule that made that beer really has died.

let’s let the Europeans tell us who our President should be! You know, the countries that have all gone Socialist and want us to join them…as they say, misery loves company!

“The Audacity of Hopelessness”, that should be the democratic party slogan. Vote for a democrat, we’ll make sure you can’t afford gas for your car. Vote for a democrat, we’ll raise taxes on anyone that hurts your precious self esteem. Vote for a democrat, we’ll crush any hope of keeping America great.

Yep, vote for a democrat, vote for the Audacity of Hopelessness.

Vote for a democrat, that way you will get anything but the truth.

Vote for a democrat, we’ll tell you what you want to hear even if it contradicts what we told the guy standing next to you. Afterall, we’ve screwed up the education system so badly that we know that you are too stupid to catch us in our lies. Trust us, we won’t screw up government sponsored health care. Look what we’ve done with education, transportation and fighting crime…doesn’t that give you the confidence to let us manage your health care?

When did the democratic party leave America and become the people’s socialist party? Why do they value the rest of the world more than America? Aren’t they intelligent enough to see that the rest of the world is full of people willing to die trying to get to America so they can escape the tyranny that the democrats are trying to force on us here?

The dems present their plan as the Audacity of Hope…they HOPE you are dumb enough to fall for it in November!

 

Democrats, Countrywide Loans, Payola, Oh My!

The Democrats are at it again…getting special VIP treatment from Countrywide Financial Corp. and then sponsoring legislation that will have the tax payers bail out lenders (like Countrywide) that used poor business practices when making home loans. Sen. Chris Dodd is co-sponsoring legislation to bail out these lenders and yet he publicly admits he doesn’t even know what the current mortgage rates are! Talk about not being in touch with daily life for real tax paying Americans.

Then again, the Democrats don’t care about tax paying Americans…they constantly try to play the class game…take from the “rich” to buy votes from the poor. Screw up the educational system bad enough and everyone will be dumb enough to vote for Democrats…it seems to have worked pretty well so far!

Did Sen. Chris Dodd, (D) Connecticut and Sen. Kent Conrad, (D) North Dakota not see the potential for conflict of interest when they took sweetheart loans from Countrywide Financial Corp.? Should American tax payers turn a blind eye to such obvious moral and ethical bankruptcy from these elected officials?

I realize that I am stretching a bit to expect morals or ethics from Democrats, after all they aren’t known for either. The Democratic party is well known for claiming to “represent the little guy” while they really pander to anyone who takes an anti-American stance on any subject.

Need to buy our national secrets? Just contribute to a certain Presidential Library and the data will magically become available.

Want to know how our new defense systems work? Buying a night in the Lincoln bedroom should do the trick!

Who knows what Obama has in store for us? Will he lower the ethical bar as much as Slick Willie did? Or will he just take out a new VIP loan (probably funded by George Soros) on the White House?

Will the last exec out of Countrywide give me VIP treatment even though I am not a Democrat and can’t sponsor $300 billion bail out plans to cover their incompetence? Somehow I don’t think it will happen.

Hillary, Please Exit Stage Left

It appears to be official now. The Loony Left has officially taken a collective dump and squeezed out Barack Obama as their Presidential candidate for 2008.

 I bet Bill and Hillary feel really good right about now…victims of their own Political Correctness movement! They led the movement to throw common sense and logic out the window in favor of “Feel Good” politics. They pushed America to the “If it feels good, do it” thought process…to Hell with worrying about who has to pay for it, not to mention the ramifications 2,3 or 4 years down the road. Read more

The Country is Drunk!

Yep.  There, I said it.  Inebriated, intoxicated, indeed stupefied, even.  At least that explains it, assuaging the necessity to further divine the root of BHO’s popularity.  (Barack Hussein Obama, in case you haven’t been paying attention).  I guess that would make the media the bartender…our colleges and universities the liquor salesmen…and our enemies, well they’re just plain ‘over the moon’ drunk on the mere thought of a BHO presidency.

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Guilty dog barks first!

We have an old saying in the South…”Guilty dog barks first.” Loosely translated, when something bad happens the first person to yell is usually the guilty party!

It seems to fit the Democrats response to President Bush’s speech in Israel today. The President didn’t mention anyone by name, didn’t point fingers at any particular political party and yet the Democrats are screaming bloody murder. Dems are screaming of a comparison to Neville Chamberlain. Read more

They’re not going to miss it.

That’s the Democrats latest response to raising your taxes. They’re not going to miss it.

Democrats are proposing a one-half percent income tax surcharge on incomes above $500,000. Why? They’re not going to miss it. That is what the Democrats actually said! Read more

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